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Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups
Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day
by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024
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Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.
by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024
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keegan Brady

by JonnyJH May 30, 2024
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National-Braddahism

National-Braddahism is an Ideology in believing in Pigon Hawaiians should dominate all land on earth, with a independent nation
ho uncle i believe in National-Braddahism
by steavwgwggw May 31, 2024
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korey bradley

We promised . We should’ve been more realistic but at the time reality didn’t matter because you felt like a dream . I’m not sure if I was just another one to you but you were everything to me I get that your supposed to hate me but I hope apart of you still remembers our times . I never wanna be with you again after seeing what you’ve said but if I see you in the future I’ll smile at you and remember how you once gave me a great gift , the feeling of teenage love . I’m ready to let you go now no hatred because even if u disregarded it all , I know you needed the soft love I tried to give u and someone to try to understand your anger , I hope life brings you the comfort I couldn’t , goodbye Korey Bradley
Korey Bradley loves black and purple .
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Shane Bradshaw

When your dreaming of being an ice cube.
I saw her swallow an ice cube, im Shane Bradshaw right now.
by Ted norths January 13, 2025
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Biola Brad

Biola Brad (noun):

A male student attending Biola University or any Christian school where ring-by-spring culture thrives and chapel credits are mandatory. Recognizable by his broccoli-shaped haircut or tragic mullet and baggy thrift-store fit that somehow makes him look both feminine and deeply punchable.

Despite being surrounded by beautiful Christian women, he cannot hold a real conversation with one—thanks to a crippling porn addiction and the social skills of a wet paper towel. He values women only for their looks, not their personality.

Though scrawny, he hits the gym once or twice a week with his equally scrawny bros, hogs the bench press, and flexes aggressively in the mirror, convinced he’s making massive gains—despite looking exactly the same. He compensates by talking way too loud, over-explaining lifts, and pretending to coach his friends, thinking it asserts dominance. When a Biola Betty walks in, he grunts louder, loads up too much weight, and drops it dramatically, hoping she’ll notice—she doesn’t.

Still clutching his V-card (not by choice), he fumbles every romantic opportunity so badly he ends up as the “gay best friend”—despite very much not being gay.
Biola Brad strikes again—he just fumbled a perfectly good conversation with a Biola Betty by talking about his fantasy football league.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
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