Zachary

Zachary is a kind hearted loving man who never fails to put a smile on your face. He is one of the most protective, careful, and genuine men I have ever been in contact with. He always knows just what to say in tough situations. Don't even get me started on his hair, his smile, his laugh, his muscles. Everything about Zachary is wonderful. You would be lucky to talk to Zachary even if the opportunity of meeting is unlikely. Whenever he smiles I can't help but smile too.

Damn you see that guy over there? He must be a Zachary. Woah.

by findoutwhoiam June 16, 2018

Zachary

Zachary is the definition of ultimate perfection. Zachary also known as Zac has great potential for the world ahead of him. Even when Zac is impatient he always manages to look adorable. He is very kind and loving to the people around him.

Zachary is irresistible and adorable during every task.

by Llama banana December 15, 2018

Zachary

Zachary is a nerd and very good at math. Athletic and smart. Damn good friend and so fucking amazing.

Zachary is so cool

by NOOBboi November 15, 2019

Zachary Hill

One of the worst fucking rappers ever

Adam: Hey, do you know the person who made Lando Commando?
Brandon: Yeah, Zachary Hill
Adam: Oh, you mean that trash as fuck rapper?
Brandon: Yeah

by zacisdumb69 August 9, 2020

Zachariah

An old high-school friend that seems trustworthy and will make up convincing, yet baseless stories about how they are currently successful and doing good things/bettering themselves, but whenever he asks you for a favor or says you can trust him with something, he will immediately use you for personal gain and never make it up to you no matter how deep your friendship/relationship with them runs, usually causing colateral damage towards you in order to get away with it, as well as blocking you off of all social media almost instantly in the process.

"Man I gotta tell you, I asked my friend, Zachariah, to help me move, and he stole my brand new beats bluetooth earbuds, headphones, and my speaker. When I asked where he put it, he said he left them in his car, and would go grab them real quick. I decided to walk outside and when he got in his car to grab them, he closed, locked the door and started driving off. I hopped in my car and started to drive after him until I noticed he slashed one of my tires beforehand, while I wasn't looking. I tried to call him but he already blocked me off everything, including his phone. Later, one of my friends told me he pawned them off at half their price for hard drugs in front of my friend without even worrying about being judged for it. If I ever see that half-brained, scrawny, short-ass bastard again, I'll end him with my bare hands."

by 616Satan January 15, 2022

zachary kelley

Zachary is an amazing boy. He is funny smart and has great taste in women. At times he may seem shy until you get to know him and he becomes outgoing. Zach is a king of the bedroom he always wants to be on top, dominating with his large dick.

"I love Zachary Kelley"

by Freaking pizza November 23, 2013

Zachary

Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.

1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...

by Garrybarry April 23, 2019