Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

lose yourself

term popularized by the artist Eminem:

to allow yourself to flow with your self-expression, especially in times of great anxiety or under scrutiny

You can't think to hard when freestyling on the corner; you have to lose yourself.

by phreeque September 3, 2004

Wank yourself dry

When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.

Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry

by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011

edge yourself

Edge yourself means to bring yourself to the point of cumming then stopping again, only to continue this process until you want to finish

"This porn's so great, I can't help but see you cant edge yourself!" MD

by DigBickDoz February 1, 2017

check yourself

To check yourself over,to watch yourself before u get your ass whipped

"Eyyo n****,watcha back,u best be checkin yoself,now dipset outta heaa,fore i bust a cap in yo ass"

Shane-Ima rokin n****
Byrin-no u aint u a bitch,betta check yoself fore i send your white ass across the trailor park

by Sexy-Bitch-who-loves-chris <3 June 27, 2004

Playing with yourself

To masturbate

Do you like playing with yourself? 'cause I DO.

by 6/8/14 June 8, 2014

enjoy yourself

An expression commonly used by French boys who live in England. Used to express a wish of an individual to have a good time.

Thomas- ya mate enjoy yourself
Charlotte- ok

by teddybenstedthebear February 27, 2017