Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018

Winkle

A shriveled up penis.

A man drops his drawers to have sex and the woman says "Oh look, it's a Winkle!!!"

by Jagger21 July 27, 2018

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by YEAH BOI MR KRABS October 11, 2018

Wineligerent

When your wife drinks so much wine she really lets you know how much she loves you (What’s wrong with you)

I just drank a bottle of wine and now I have to tell you everything you do that does not meet my standards . “ Thanks for being Wineligerent “

by Poor Husband January 4, 2019

Winklage

An act involving 2 potatoes, 2 running faucets, and a full house.

We’re having a winklage at Jim’s house tomorrow, want to come?

by Swiftsaber203 January 22, 2019

Winglets

Winglets is a collective term for a group of people you get along with. Derived from sharing wings with friends being a bonding activity.

'Hey winglets, wanna watch the game tonight?'

by winglet.kween March 12, 2019

Wingle-Wangle

That one point in time when your 60- something-year-old father finally pauses the Lady Gaga blaring from the car speakers to try to pull into the very small rue21 parking lot in the strip mall.

“I’m just gonna Wingle-Wangle my way through here”
“Dad wtf”

by Where Is My Air Guitar July 9, 2019