ass weasel

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

weasel mother fucker piece of shit

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well

your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.

by c to the o to the r to the why? October 9, 2004

Ferret weasel

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.

That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.

by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006

Circus Weasel

noun. Douchebag that will do anything for attention.

You see that guy wearing Ed Hardy. He's a circus weasel.

by fagslikeme November 17, 2010

butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

Wease

A word used in reference to either a desirable person, or the actions used to 'obtain' this desirable person.

The term 'wease' can be expanded into comparatives of the standard of the 'wease'.

'Wow! Camilla Clarke is a top wease'

'I've been noticing Michael's wease with Camilla is not successful'

by Ron 'ginger' Weasely June 5, 2007

rat weasel

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back

Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.

by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011