Wee-Man

The little Jackass star who is supposedly dead (but hes not) Hes so funny! But hes not sexay.

Night Pandas (Jackass the Movie)

by Angie March 18, 2005

sex wee

word used by 12 year olds on myspace that think they are cool,
but are quite blatently not, as they still have the inability to cum in the first place, as they have not yet hit puberty

1st 12 year old "OMGZZZ YEW ARE SOOOOooOooOoo HAWT"
2nd 12 year old "(*&&*^"*&!!&*£&!!!!! YEW MADE ME SEX WEE."

by jadie!x May 10, 2006

wee beasties

A small aquatic insect that lives in fresh wagteeeer ponds, brackish water, and swimming pools. They have 2 arms which work as oars to hlp propel the wee beastie forward. There real name is "water boatmen" or "backswimmers". They are so neat!

Dude, I caught hella sexy wee beasties.

by Rosta Hellxa September 30, 2006

wee one

a younger child, that has not quite completely developed but has mature-like characteristics

Taylor likes the wee ones.

by jake boehm February 19, 2009

Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

wee waiting

Having to hold off going to the bathroom, because you're waiting for the scheduled arrival of a service-person or package delivery.

The cable guy said he'd be here between 9 and 12. I have two more hours of wee waiting to do.

by Ice April 20, 2015

the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant February 21, 2009