Walter White

Cancer

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!

by LooseSniper May 23, 2023

Cal Walters

Cal is an amazing guy. He could make the dumbest jokes ever and get a laugh out no matter the situation. He is quiet, though if you are close with him, he’s very easy to get along with. Everyone loves Cal and not a single person should ever have a reason to hate him. His extraordinary soul should forever be cherished no matter who it is talking to him.

#1 “guys do you know Cal Walters???”
#2 “Yeah, duh. He’s so sweet and humorous so who wouldn’t?!?”

#1 “youre right! i love him.”

by chesterscandy September 30, 2022

Walter

Always wearing something on his head seems like a crackhead really isn't though. Get to know him he is a cool guy that looks like a redneck.

Fuckin' Walter!

by On crack October 21, 2018

Walter

A ugly ass nigga that rapes girls for fun. He gets no girls.

Walter is ugly to me because of his body type

by Wallter December 5, 2019

Walter

Someone who is very kind and caring. Doesn’t get as much attention as he deserves. He’s that popular unpopular kinda guy.

Aw man I feel bad for Walter. He deserves more attention.

by Wmsdude March 2, 2020

Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing

Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024

Jeffrey Walter Jr.

A cinnamon roll who thinks he’s a bad person, but is actually a smol innocent bean.

Ur so nice your such a Jeffrey Walter Jr.

by My.Fingers.Are.Nicold June 1, 2018