sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes March 14, 2009

Wallet Leach

A guy/girl that never has any money, but is always down to do expensive stuff.

Any time you hang out with said person, it's typically implied that you are paying for everything.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: You mean that you actually have money or the movies?!?!

Person 1: Now, we both know that I don't have any money...

Person 2: Dude, you are such a wallet leach.

by Homey Simpson August 4, 2009

wallet check

What you say when you see a person of colour who has came close to you. It warns all you buddies that there is a black man who may indeed try to steal your wallet.

This is indeed a racist term and is only used in a humorous way. Its a joke, not to be taken literally.

"hey greg, want to go into west 49?" "Oh just a min, lets wait till mitchell is done texting that chick" "yo mike, lets go.....o shit, wallet check"

by John "Im not really racist" Doe May 21, 2007

meat wallet

A woman's vagina;
the place where a man puts his cock when he fucks a lady

I could come just thinking about how he inserted his penis into my meat wallet after he made me slippery wet.

by Lauryn K. July 28, 2008

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

Fuck Wallet

A girls vagina, specifically, a vagina that has been rammed, smashed, violated, so many hard and so often, that it actually resembles a wallet, or meat that has been beat to shit and tanned, like a wallet.

So, I was fucking this chick, and I looked down, and it was a TOTAL fuck wallet.

by mastahhhtrev March 21, 2012

Ass Wallet

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.

Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!

by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011