Unicorn

Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.

Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!

Did you know unicorns are real?

by Ok hun September 12, 2019

University of Oklahoma

A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.

A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

by Flowersty July 23, 2007

United States Cinematic Universe

When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country

"The United States Cinematic Universe has been jumping the shark recently"

by America is the bad place October 18, 2021

Universal Music Group

An account on Youtube that apparently owns everything. They will delete your videos if they find just the smallest reason to believe you have used material that belongs to them. The thing is, almost none of the content is really theirs! You can try to dispute the claim, but that will most likely get you banned from Youtube, because almighty UMG thinks that it can just go around and pwn everyone and everything. Oh, and don't even think about messaging them, because they won't reply.

Universal Music Group: Oh, no! Someone uploaded a 5-second clip of a song we don't own! BANBANBAN!

by Bob1111118393825 January 23, 2009

United States of Korea

The future name of the combined North and South Korea after USA President Donald Trump has his morning covfefe.

Future Kindergarten Teacher: "A long long time ago, The United States of Korea was called 'North Korea and South Korea'."

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

soviet union

A place where doors open you.

Oh mother russia, its the soviet union!

by hardboi69 October 23, 2018