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Tyson

A short stubby dumb fuck who cheats on everyone. He has no dick and is a weed sucking man child
LOOK ITS A NO DICK TYSON
by HOTGIRL71519 December 1, 2021
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Tyson

Tyson is the biggest man whore you’ll ever meets he just wants to get in your pants he is the guy who pretends to be a famous scuba diver gets you too his or your place then fucks u till you scream for god then never calls you back the three days later he show up at your house and says he is his older evil twin the fucks you again.
Girl one: I think he is going to pull a Tyson

Girl 2: nah probably not
by Getdhe June 7, 2019
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Tyson

A sweet girl that loves to travel around the world, is addicted to books, and is a little weird.
Person 1: Is that Tyson?

Person 2: Uh I don't know....

Together: Who is Tyson?

Person 2: I like their chicken
by Haiz04 April 3, 2018
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Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with your partner and grab her by your pussy and dunk her through a basketball hoop then celebrate by nutting all over her face
My boyfriend was watching some basketball and wanted to give me a Dirty Tyson
by Lebron a March 18, 2024
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Tyson smithin

To be a repetitive buttass. Not willing to wipe his/her ass in time of a family or public function. Many times resulting in a stinky mixture of ass
Damn dudeEthan Smith is really Tyson Smithin it today….
by Cricket Man February 23, 2024
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Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson
by Knsk June 19, 2024
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Tyson

This n*gga got a fat dick and is so sexy and charming
Bro you see that guy over there? He's such a Tyson
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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