by NotRainingTacosAnymore March 2, 2023
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Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"
by Zaneshift July 3, 2010
Get the Twitter mug.Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
Get the Twitter fingers mug.A community of insufferable amateur financial advisers, entrepreneurs, investors and scammers on Twitter and social media.
Usually posting unsolicited financial advice and annoying motivational one-liners about hustle culture. Largely, but not exclusively a part of Black Twitter
Usually posting unsolicited financial advice and annoying motivational one-liners about hustle culture. Largely, but not exclusively a part of Black Twitter
"LLC Twitter convinced her to try and sue the adhesive company after she admitted to her own negligence"
"I was shamed by LLC Twitter for not investing my stimulus check in some shady startup business"
"I was shamed by LLC Twitter for not investing my stimulus check in some shady startup business"
by stefanie.b.nails February 11, 2021
Get the LLC Twitter mug.Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.
2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010
Get the Twitter-Bitter mug.1. A celebrity with sufficient Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent to cast a spell on the masses and garner huge endorsement deals through the use of new media alone, and in particular twitter.
by majeweethis April 10, 2011
Get the twitter warlock mug.One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2022
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