twitter novel

Based on the Japanese form of keitai shosetsu, or "cell phone novel", a twitter novel is the newest form of serialised fiction on the interwebs. The 140-character limited format and method of reading bottom-to-top offers great opportunities for experimentation within the novel form and makes the reader pay more attention than they would with straight-ahead dead tree fiction.
vermilionsands02: dude, have you been reading teenage_exiles? that twitter novel is deep!

dr.benway13: i know! what a mind fuck!
by fictional mixtape June 14, 2009
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Twitter

A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.
Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"
by Zaneshift June 23, 2010
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Twitter fingers

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.
Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
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LLC Twitter

A community of insufferable amateur financial advisers, entrepreneurs, investors and scammers on Twitter and social media.

Usually posting unsolicited financial advice and annoying motivational one-liners about hustle culture. Largely, but not exclusively a part of Black Twitter
"LLC Twitter convinced her to try and sue the adhesive company after she admitted to her own negligence"

"I was shamed by LLC Twitter for not investing my stimulus check in some shady startup business"
by stefanie.b.nails February 11, 2021
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Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 09, 2010
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twitter warlock

1. A celebrity with sufficient Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent to cast a spell on the masses and garner huge endorsement deals through the use of new media alone, and in particular twitter.
Charlie Sheen is a twitter warlock!
WINNING!
by majeweethis March 23, 2011
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Western Twitter

A insult/word used in response when people (usually from USA) when they get offended by something from another part of the world usually Japanese things like Anime, Manga, Art.

They are also known to have zero knowledge of art and get mad when a character skin color is slightly different due to lighting. They also fail to acknowledge that most dark skinned people in anime are just tan Japanese people and not African American.
Matt: "Man did you see people hating on the Nessa drawings on twitter "
James:"Yeah western twitter can't understand lighting and think everything is white washing "
by XeroxEdGx August 05, 2021
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