olsen twins

girls who are really flat

" damn that girl is an olsen twin... damn she dont even got a J Lo. "

by de June 19, 2004

twinship

having a best friend who could pass as your twin. not necessarily an identical twin, could be fraternal. finishing each others sentences, watching the same tv show at the same time, thinking the exact same thing, having interest in the same things, are all signs of twinship.

Anna: oh my god, i just figured out who sang that song on that commercial!
Molly: your kidding, i was just watching that and thinking about how i was gonna text you!
Anna: we are sooo twinsies! twinship!

by twinsiesssss123456 June 7, 2009

brain twins

These are two people that upon first interaction have an erie mental connection. This includes but is not limited to constantly reading the others person's mind, finishing sentences, sharing unspoken thoughts, jinxing, and laughing upon eye contact because they are both thinking the same thing. A brain twin knows how the other brain twin feels about most all people and topics. This is because brain twins think exactly the same way. Brain twins get along famously and develop close relationships. Other people will often feel like left out when brain twins get together. People may have more than one brain twin although it is extremely rare. Side note: Although not determinative, sexual feelings/tension are likely to develop with co-ed brain twins, due to the egocentric nature of humans.

Brain Twins 1&2 immediately after watching a rousing international hockey match at a local pub-
BT1: Soo...
/BT2 reaches for keys

(Simultaneously)
BT1: Your place??
BT2: My place??

/Intense Rough Sex

by Brain Twin February 28, 2013

Twins

Yet another stupid thing that white males say to each other to somehow bond or show how macho they think they are. This word can easily be replaced with 'beer', 'beef' or 'football' for the same effect.

White Male #1: Hey man, TWINS!!!
White Male #2: Fuckin' A!!! TWINS!!!
White Male #3: I know man, TWINS!!!

(White Males #1-3 have now bonded and can start drinking together)

by Grackle June 19, 2009

olsen twins

They're 18 and legal now! But they are way too thin
They would snap in half when you did them
Lindsay Lohan And Hilary Duff are streets ahead of them

Michael Gunadi used to stalk the olsen twins, but now its all about the DUFF

by Jism August 5, 2004

twidi

A small black person living ilegally in Australia who steals to survive and have food to eat. He lives on a dingy with his black dad and white mum who are both prostitutes earning hard money.

Oh look that kid's a twidi I heard that his mum fucked Billy last night.

by Kyle Mauger May 6, 2005

Twidled

Cooled out on some global pirate shit. For example, your walking along by your lonesome and all of a sudden a maxed out nigga like RAMBO comes along and twidles you. He puts you on!

"Yo, remember that time I twidled you? That was extra cutty shit.

by Master DMT January 14, 2008