Kt Tunstall

(verb)- To holler "woohoo" while busting

I had to kick that bitch out; he Kt Tunstalled in my vag.

by 3HB December 9, 2008

turnabout

Closely related to prom and homecoming. Our best intelligence estimates believe that this is a sort of "reverse" engineering of the basic promenade system, where the chicks ask the guys out for a dance.

Hot damn! Agent Johnson is down again! He was last seen at the Lafayette turnabout!

by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 25, 2005

turnbulled

Being tricked into changing your mind and choosing an inferior product over the superior product you had already chosen

1. I got turnbulled into replacing my iphone with a Microsoft Windows Phone
2. Australia got turnbulled into choosing paper cups and string instead of a 100Mbps Fibre-to-the-Premise National Broadband Network

by RIPNBN April 14, 2014

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

turn around time

(noun. Also, turn-around time, or; turn over) The time in which something takes to get done. A waiter has many turn overs in a night. A buyer wants to know what company, or service's turn around time is.

What's the turn around time from production to final sale?

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

D-turn

When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.

Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!

Guy: Just make a D-turn.

Girl: wtf is a D-turn?

Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?

Girl: I'm sorry...

Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.

by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

turdsplash

1) When you're slamming a duece (pooping), and the turd enters the toilet with enough velocity to cause the toilet water to splash up and hit you in the ass.

Meghan: Honey, why is your ass all wet?!?
Troy: I was taking a huge shit and experienced massive amounts of turdsplash!

by Liquid Plumber January 27, 2010