Young people aged 9-21 seen hanging round the local chippy because they think that they're 'hard'. Often seen wearing tacky 'gold' 'jewellery', fake 'Adidas' trousers tucked into their white socks, a fake Burberry cap pointed at such a ridiculous angle that when it comes to blocking the sun, there is actually no point in wearing it except to look like a total prat. Most townies swagger round in a stupidly exaggerated way, swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool, bling bling yeah innit’, etc, etc.
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’.
13. They say ‘like’ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’!
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’.
13. They say ‘like’ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’!
Townie 1: Innit mon, yeah like, got some fuckin' 'eavy shit 'ere
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
by townie hater March 23, 2005
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Get the Townie mug.A townie is a person that looks down on everyone that they meet. they all have a 'leader'. in our school it's rachel cox. she is as thick as shit!. All townies plaster on make up with trowels and walk around in their so called 'designer clothes... yea rite.
townie 1)auww my gwaddd like my foundation has cracked!
townie 2)errrrrrm (thinks for a moment) ere i got sum (passes foundation and trowel)
Townie 1) cheers luv. auww my gwadd look at her (points at goth)
Townie 2) wat a freak!
goth) no i think u r the freaks
townie 1 & 2) ERRRRRRR NO!
Remind you of neone? 2 everyone at de ferres it shud do ( becky redfern and beth howard)
townie 2)errrrrrm (thinks for a moment) ere i got sum (passes foundation and trowel)
Townie 1) cheers luv. auww my gwadd look at her (points at goth)
Townie 2) wat a freak!
goth) no i think u r the freaks
townie 1 & 2) ERRRRRRR NO!
Remind you of neone? 2 everyone at de ferres it shud do ( becky redfern and beth howard)
by marie November 12, 2004
Get the townie mug.they go around towns n cities in groups as big as der homies aka blazin' squad n so solid crew. they tke da piss outa NORMAL ppl such as greebs, sk8as n goths n ne1 wid a life, sense of humour, n friends!!! lol, this always becomes clear wen dey wlk past u tlkn lyk deyve been smaked in da face wid a fryin pan (do u av 2 spell evryfin 2 dem?!?!) n lookin lyk it 2!!!
male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)!!
female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it!! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip!! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off!!! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless!!!!!!!
all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added
male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)!!
female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it!! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip!! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off!!! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless!!!!!!!
all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added
wot dya call a townie in a metal box??
SAFE!!
wot dya call a townie in a filing cabinet??
SORTD!!
wot dya call a townie hu worships da devil??
WKD!!
wot dya call a townie on a bike??
THEIF!!
wot dya call a townie in a sk8prk??
LOST!!
wot dya call a townie in a box??
INIT!!
SAFE!!
wot dya call a townie in a filing cabinet??
SORTD!!
wot dya call a townie hu worships da devil??
WKD!!
wot dya call a townie on a bike??
THEIF!!
wot dya call a townie in a sk8prk??
LOST!!
wot dya call a townie in a box??
INIT!!
by greebo_aka_townie_h8a November 21, 2004
Get the Townie mug.a townie or so called "chav" is a immature male/female who hates nething that involves change he is one who doesnt like nething that is not "nike" "addida" and he/she looks down on neone who has an IQ greater than a rotten corpse a townie in its natural habitat will grunt and yell until something has gone his way this never normally works so he goes out and will try and release himself by mating with a female or well nething with a pulse once this act of terror is done he feels enlightened and things of himself as the reel ALFA male and will cause useless fights
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others
things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav
dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others
things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav
dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
i little poor innocent boy plonked in the middle of town baseball cap put on head squared off to 90 degrees then tracksuit bottoms (addidas)(nike)(etc) tucked into socks (reebok)(addidas)(etc)
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done
by Me January 4, 2004
Get the townie mug.townies are the scum of teh universe who tends to be incredibly uneducated an tends to start fights or shout abuse at anyone who is diffrent to them. they are also cought un-awares by quick witted comebacks.
EG.
townie: eh you mosh scum min cov
mosh: oh its you with the disfigured face
townie: my face isnt disfigured innit
mosh proceeds to head butt the townie
mosh: now it is
after this the townie will proceed to get all his "crew" involved because he cant fight his own battles that or get his brother who is in the "army" who probably doesent exist at all.
EG.
townie: eh you mosh scum min cov
mosh: oh its you with the disfigured face
townie: my face isnt disfigured innit
mosh proceeds to head butt the townie
mosh: now it is
after this the townie will proceed to get all his "crew" involved because he cant fight his own battles that or get his brother who is in the "army" who probably doesent exist at all.
by LULZ24 October 31, 2007
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an individual whose vestment normally consists of a "Snap-on Tools" jacket, ski-doo racing mesh-back hat, too-tight Levis jeans (circa 1980) and antiquated nike and/or brooks sneekers. can be commonly spotted in a 1982-1990 ford truck or possibly an early 1990s 2-door chevy cavalier (red or blue is quite popular) heading to the Beer Store (or "Orange Church) for a case of Labatt Crystal.
an individual whose vestment normally consists of a "Snap-on Tools" jacket, ski-doo racing mesh-back hat, too-tight Levis jeans (circa 1980) and antiquated nike and/or brooks sneekers. can be commonly spotted in a 1982-1990 ford truck or possibly an early 1990s 2-door chevy cavalier (red or blue is quite popular) heading to the Beer Store (or "Orange Church) for a case of Labatt Crystal.
by ajd August 30, 2004
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