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The most amazing, beautiful being I have ever met. Her eyes and smile light up the room and radiate warmth straight into your heart. She tries to be kind to everybody equally, even if you do not deserve her kindness. She is a hard worker, and takes on the world on her own. She doesn't realize just how much she is worth, but this priceless woman deserves the world served to her on a platter. Everybody in her life relies on her for a reason, cause she gets it done in every manner possible. She is superwoman or superman, which ever she prefers. Her magnetic personality draws people to her, so beware of crazy stalkers Tonya.
I have to find the perfect gift for Tonya, she deserves it. After all look at everything she does for everybody else, including myself. I love her, she is the best.
Tonya by Diosadelsol February 3, 2010
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Tuna Town 

Im gonna go pull the ol skin boat into tuna town!
Tuna Town by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

Old Town Road 

A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)
Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”
Old Town Road by JJtheJackass June 10, 2019

Small Town Syndrome 

When a high school couple from a small town gets married quickly after graduation, buys a house, starts a family, and never leaves their hometown.
Person 1: Hey man did you see Jack and Melissa are engaged already?
Person 2: I did see that, they’re getting married 2 months after we graduate.

Person 1: Looks like some people are already getting bit by the small town syndrome but.

the talk of the town 

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.
My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.
Outside of england, this is a term used by students who have went to a new city for school to describe the natives of that town. It is often seen as derogitory by those who use it, but townies themselves often embrace it as a badge of honour.
"man there are so many townies at this party"

"so where are you from?"
"oh I'm a townie"
townie by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

town pump 

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)
Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.