Tomed

Getting stuff without paying even though you owe money. Basically stealing.

Can I get the money for the pizza? No your getting tomed!

by balesci1 February 24, 2019

Tomken

gggggggggggg

tomken is cool come in it

by fine good February 5, 2019

Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.

Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.

by Sir-HC February 9, 2019

Tomerius

Another term for being extremely gay

Teen 1: You're so Tomerius!
Teen 2: Gasp!

by Tomerius April 23, 2019

Tomeatis

The sweat that comes from your ass

Damnit Carol you smell like tomeatis

by tomeatisman69 July 17, 2019

Timmer

A blunt rolled by your friend Tim and there is next to no marijuana in it

“Hey, need some more weed for that timmer??”

“Why you rollin such a timmer bro?!”

by Ashwipe831 August 23, 2019

Toement

An iconic moment where the toe is poppin off, on fleek, slay mama yessing etc..

My girl got back from the nail salon and those piggies were looking so fresh she was having a straight up toement!

Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.

I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.

by The Kookoo 5 October 12, 2019