Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

Tong Touy

Brand of cheap Chinese clothing, often low quality and bought online.

Oh my god that guy is such a dork, his whole outfit is Tong Touy.

by Duxxdel March 26, 2022

akitozz_tofuu

the most goofy ahh person like ever. they're also a rui irl so like yeah

James: '' Hey, I mutualed akitozz_tofuu today. ''
Emily: '' No wonder your father disappeared bro ''

by akitos_tofuuzz May 14, 2022

White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.

Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"

by akya March 28, 2023

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016

brisket and tofu

Brisket and Tofu is the Asian equivalent to the Western phrase 'Two Peas in a Pod'.

Jordan and Essa? Yo they sweet on each other like Brisket and Tofu.

by Jiggaman$ May 2, 2018

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019