Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).

Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

taking the knot

in bestiality, the act of being completely penetrated vaginally, orally, or anally by an animal such as a dog

The dog mounted the woman from behind and thrusted it's penis deep inside the woman's vagina, taking the knot with great ease.

by 1337C|233P April 30, 2006

Talking Tom Cat

The worlds most annoying Apple App that all kids age 4-13 just love to play with.

me - if that little kid plays with that fucking cat one more time im gonna slap that itouch out of his hands!

little kid - hi im talking tom cat i like milk :)))

me - >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PyroPivot December 27, 2010

taking her to the docks

Taking a girl down to the lake with a black guy and proceeding to have unconsented sex with her.

In second life, David and a black guy were taking her to the docks.
At formal, Patrick took Molly to the docks and had a great time!

by AC232323 April 8, 2011

taking back thursday

A kickball team formed by the bands Taking Back Sunday and Thursday (hence:Taking Back Thursday)during down-time at Warped Tour '04.

Person: Is Taking Back Thursday that band that sings "You're So Last Summer"?
Me: Noooo. That's Taking Back SUNDAY. Taking Back THURSDAY is the kickball team.
Person: Oh! Silly me...

by G.G. July 7, 2006

Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010