Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

schrodinger's threesome

having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?

Person 1: Both?

by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024

Ying Yang Threesome

A threesome in which the other two members are opposites in most to all catagories (ex. one is a thicc, latina girl with dark hair and the other is a skinny white girl with blonde hair)

Yo you remember Marisol and Britney. I had a ying yang threesome with them last night.

by jpshel August 18, 2023

Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, only to find out after the fact that he is also a mezcal rep.

“We hooked up, but it turned into a Oaxacan threesome. Fuck that douche.”

by freakforfernet March 16, 2023

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

International Threesome Day

International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.

I can't wait for international threesome day.

by Memes.n more January 19, 2022