Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 04, 2008

Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

woody

the shithead dog i got this year, who barks all day and eats our arms (in all serious, we do love him, even though he is the spawn of satan)

me: "shut the fuck up woody!"

woody: "fuck off (in dog)"

by Oli-A November 23, 2020

Woody

A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.

That guy is such a fucking woody.

by HumanPerson7482 April 21, 2019

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 25, 2018

Woodie

A backwood

Yooo last night we smoked a fat woodie

by Treyway August 06, 2018