sippin slow

Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)

I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow

by Nonamegypse March 11, 2017

Slow me

When someone shows you the slowest way possible to do something

Mikey is going to slow me how to do that

by Olhatch July 12, 2022

Slow drag

Dancing with a lady usually on a slow record while one or both of you are grinding in the genital area.

I have been waiting on the right record to slow drag with her fine ass.

by Benny DaHutt November 29, 2019

Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 7, 2008

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

slow-fast

When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.

"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017