Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.

Alright my luvver hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Yer ma

The stank ho who begat you, and I am currently banging. A despicable promiscuous woman of extremely low character who lives for having every hole plugged.

I was going to go out and find some chick who is up for anything, you know the type that you would do shit to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then I remembered, Yer ma is coming over! No need to go out!

by That Dude That Knows September 26, 2021

Yer Ma'

Yer ma is "your mom" in an interesting accent

Yer ma's gay

by YeaYeasaysYAsAySya May 16, 2022

yer maw

Your Mother

Yer maw takes heavy amounts of ketamine

by KalvinClein July 22, 2020

Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.

Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil

by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018

yer maw

"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot

John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw

by Beninging December 23, 2021