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The Breathe Act 

The act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter, releasing all kinds of shit from custody and allowing it to shoot out the anus (Alabama Appleseed) at cock release and withdrawal.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Gina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act!…DEEEEEMN!…shit released everywhere!
The Breathe Act by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
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I'M the boss 

What a 4 year old said to his Dad, after hearing that phrase from him many times.
The little kid was asserting himself when he said 'I'll show You who's the boss around here; I'M the boss, loudly.
I'M the boss by Starchylde May 25, 2016

The Crab Under the Bridge 

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.
Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

into the black

phrase meaning

dying; or a situation in which you face the high probability of dying.
when things got bad we thought he was going into the black, but he pulled through alright.
into the black by λשׁ March 28, 2015

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

The Bridge 

An eloquent dream symbol, its crossing an achievement that long felt impossible. "Last night, I dreamed I walked across the bridge", she told him, "all by myself, all the way to the other side of the river."
"I dreamed I walked across the bridge."
The Bridge by Monkey's Dad January 15, 2023

spray the bowl 

to have a crap so bad you 'sprayed' the toilet bowl
I just had 2 bowls of chili and now i have to spray the bowl.
spray the bowl by Battyguy May 3, 2015