Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

quad stacker

The best burger ever created. think of the number of patties as bases. you know.

kerr sucks at eating the quad stacker because she just cant handle its extreme size

by Mrs. Fetters September 30, 2006

smurf stacker

The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.

It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.

Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.

note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"

"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"

"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"

by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007

shit stack

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet without flushing. (intended as an insult to the bathroom owner)

Hirsch has been an asshole, let's shit stack his toilet.

by acoustic sean April 11, 2008

wii-stracted

Not getting any work done because you distracted by Wii announcements and game play videos.

Trevor and Chris didn't get anything done this morning. They were a bit wii-stracted.

by office glen September 11, 2006

stacked

cheating by arranging the way a game is played to give one side an unfair advantage

stacked deck of cards in poker or a stacked online multiplayer video game

by B Beene May 10, 2006

stackhat

An overly cool 1980's-1990's helmet made by Rosebank in Australia. Popular colours included fluoro yellow and green, white, and dusty pink. Parents were known to draw eyes on the back of the helmet to ward off the deadly 'magpie dive'.

Child is going for a bike ride.
Mother: "Don't forget your stackhat!"

by donkeyman01 September 26, 2008