stoger

a blunt or dutch rolled with 7 grams of weed

duu 1: you got that stoger?

duu 2: yea duu

duu 1: daaas wassup

by dutchmasterdro February 11, 2009

French Stomper

A measure taken to avoid the reversal of chronological personal hygiene steps, primarily practiced by the French.

(The act of shitting in the shower and using one's foot to stomp it down the drain.)

In the absence of a bidet, a person must carefully order one's shitting and showering - primarily in the morning. Post fecal evacuation, the shower serves as the necessary rinsing function to remove dingle berries and other such residue. Should the evacuation procedure fall short of success and said status be identified during the showering phase of hygiene prep, one may choose to abort the phase and reclaim the porcelain thrown - thus repeating phase one (technically phase two).

In loo of reinitiating a previous step, one may opt for the innovative practice of defecating erectly over the drain, using a foot to drive the waste throw the initial catch intended for hairs.

Dan neglects his morning coffee and finds mid-shower that a stroke of constipation prevented him from completing his morning dump. To avoid splashing water everywhere and making a general mess of the bathroom, he utilizes the French Stomper. Shit gone, ass clean, and crisis averted, he proceeds to go about his day - head held high.

by Drew Rosenhaus June 1, 2018

Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

by Dimedude December 19, 2007

Stoner 63(A)

A 5.56mm general purpose machine gun system. It could be fed from a large capacity magazine or belt, and was a modular system capable of serving in the assault rifle role. The most prominent use of the Stoner 63(A) was by the U.S. Navy SEALs.

The Navy craft was loaded with three Stoner Model 63(A) machine guns, along with the inferior M60.

by JoeBob September 7, 2003

stoner

a stoner is some one that gets so fucking happy from finding out that someones coming over to their house with weed to smoke em up they feel high before they smoke, and run around in a panic to find the steamrooler or the BONG.

james-click.... HOLY FUCK
kahmen-what
james-dude
kahmen-what
james-dude guess what
kahmen-what
james-what u mean what someones comin over with jibba jibba!
kahmen-HOLY FUCK get the bong. dude you know what i feel high off life right now haha
james- me to

beep beep

lets go get fucked up
god damn were fuckin stoners.

stoners are people that when they run outta cerial they eat crackers and milk and watch pinapple express and fall asleep alot during the day and never get up before 12. so whatever think what you want

by we fight about the tape April 5, 2009

Stoner

A stoner is someone who habitually smokes marijuana. But it of course flows much deeper than that. See there are many people who regularly smoke pot, that are not stoners. For example, these people may have girl friends/ boy friends who do not condone smoking marijuana. Therefore they keep their weed smoking private and do not disclose any information about getting high with their peers. However, a true stoner is very open and perhaps proud at the fact that they smoke weed. They do not try to hide it from there peers and they wish people could understand that getting high is a possiteve thing. A stoner is not afraid to defend marijuana in a debate. There are many different classes of stoners. The classes vary depending on preferred music genres, selection of clothing, religious beliefs(if any at all), and many other factors. Stoners are diverse people but can always come together to get high with one another.

Person-- "Hey stoner, just go get high."

Stoner--"fine."

by Buddah4-2-0 August 17, 2009

Steamy Stomper

During a shower, one squats down and takes a steamy shit. They then proceed to use their foot to stomp the feces down the drain for disposal.

Mike: "What were u doin in there rubbin one out?"
Jim: "No, you're shower just sucks for steamy stompers"

by KottonMouth May 13, 2006