Stonks

STONKS is the best meme ever invented. Use it wisely for those who mistreat it suffer painful deaths.

Guy 1: “Buys 3D printer, buys PS4, 3D prints PS4, returns 3D printer and PS4”
Guy 2: “STONKS”

by MrNameMan January 22, 2020

stonk

1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.

"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"

by Allison Manly January 11, 2007

Stonk

When you're both drunk AND stoned

Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!

by palpatine47 February 4, 2010

stonk

To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!

by Liam McBirnie October 12, 2006

Stookie

The act of getting hammered off of one beer and a shot of rum.

Damn Kaitlyn is a fucking STOOKIE, she couldn't even handle one beer!

by Stookiebud42069 January 28, 2018

Stooni

Stooni loves minecraft and sweats it 24/7 he eats his own dick cheese and fiddles with his pubes

"hi im a stooni"

by funny fun foo August 4, 2019

stonk

when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush

by anthonysagira September 28, 2019