Definitions by palpatine47

Stonk 

When you're both drunk AND stoned

Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!

Stonk by palpatine47 February 4, 2010

Notual Intercourse 

The act of writing notes that are sexually charged. Much like sexting, but on scraps of physical paper

Guy #1: Dude, did you see Diane and Mary today?!

Guy #2: No, what were they doing?

Guy #1: They spent the whole class period having notual intercourse!

Notual Intercourse by palpatine47 January 7, 2010