Stitch

n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.

"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

stitch

derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch

In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.

by zachary March 13, 2005

Stitches

Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.

A: "Hey Did you see dumbshit with her new stitches?"

B:"Yes, her heart already drained."

by Adeslin July 10, 2011

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Stitch

A girl who is a stupid bitch.

What a stitch that girl is!

by mike the dog March 5, 2009

stitzer

a pussy bitch that is really awkward and will never get his 27

Wow, that kid is awkward as fuck and he will never get his 27. What a Stitzer.

by dj slutyo January 29, 2009

stitute

A teacher

Did you learn anything from that math stitute today?

No we had a substitute today.

by UpgradeOpossum November 13, 2009