who the fuck is Lauren Steele anyway HUH. has a junkie mom alter ego and lives the most luxury lifestyle consisting of koka noodles and gucci shoes. loves a new purchase on pretty little thing and loves a good layer of cocoa brown fake tan. such an organised whore and likes to piss off dora by endlessly cracking herback in class. is secretly hiding a little leprechaun who helps improve her irish accent. has little pet names for her friends which are lowkey cute and creepy. loves her own reflection and has lucid dreams where she chops her hair off. she becomes one hell of a party animal and loves any opportunity to drink a can of soop and is honestly the best person to get pished with.and i think she will be going to an insane aslyum in her near future.
" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
by Peekaboo2$rawr December 06, 2018
A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012
A completly BAMF who sleeps with a diffrent woman every night. Usually prostitutes who get their necks snapped after intercourse.
by killa1992 May 12, 2010
by eskimosurfer June 05, 2010
Steel venom ( means ) you have
The drip like you the shit
Basically the perfect package.
So now you can say or use Steel venom
To tell someone you the shit.
The drip like you the shit
Basically the perfect package.
So now you can say or use Steel venom
To tell someone you the shit.
by TNvile May 22, 2021
by bitch_ass_fagggg March 18, 2019
Abby Steele is one of the most amazing, beautiful people on the planet, she’s a very talented person and is incredibly funny, kind and will brighten your day! Abby has a great ass that has all the boys going crazy.
Person: “do you know Abby Steele?”
Other person: “that bitch is going to be fucking famous. Ofcourse I know her
Other person: “that bitch is going to be fucking famous. Ofcourse I know her
by Robbertdowneyjrismydad January 02, 2021