Spider Milk

Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats

Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat

by Leg lady June 12, 2018

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.

"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."

by j7mc July 30, 2018

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs

Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs

by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023

spider flu

A mutated strain of Influenza, having symptoms of both the common Flu and those of severe spider bites. Essentially, it's a really bad flu (fever, vomiting, nausea, congestion), along with shortness of breath and swelling, discoloration, and rashes on the skin.

I tried to get to the gym last night, but was diagnosed with a sever case of the spider flu and couldn't move.

by SpiderFlu November 6, 2013