tickle spinner

when u use ur spinning toothbrush as a sex toy

were's my tickle spinner?!

by nobody else here May 29, 2017

forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018

Fidget Spinner

Autistic looking stress relieving bullshit.

My fidget spinner made me look gay.

by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Fagit spinner

The more appropriate spelling of “fidget spinner”. Fagit is pronounced the way Spodermen intended.

All these little little autistic kids nowadays like their stupid ass fagit spinners.

by Fred Sampson November 16, 2020