Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.

by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019

Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

soggy chicken

Fat wet white bitch

Yo girl a soggy chicken sorry she wants my nuts bro

by Whole chicken December 20, 2016

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020