San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.

"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."

by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012

smudging

When your dog drags their butt across the carpet.

Dude, your dog is smudging all over the house like a magic marker.

by thee_agrizzle July 31, 2012

Smedge

a mystical creature that can be seen only when blinking, usually seen scurrying in a diaper

can you smell the smedge

by Flim July 25, 2008

Smidget

A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.

That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.

by My Stomach is a bottomless pit May 6, 2008

butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick

mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!

by D. Graham October 10, 2005

smidgen

A small pigeon, the smallest of pigeons compared to a large pigeon.

I can only have a smidgen, as in a small pigeon, worth of candy today.

by Beacherryontop February 27, 2017

Arse sludge

A particularly runny expultion of arse waste that, although not quite runny enough to be full blown shit juice, has a sludge-like texture, possibly due to a curry eaten the night before washed down with some beers.

"Mate, expelled some rancid arse sludge this morning after that madras last night, i took a sample in a bag if u wanna compare it with yours, we can make it into an arse sludge competition..."

by Will Long January 6, 2009