SmarterChild

SmarterChild is a fag robot who forgets things and demands apolagies every damn time. He's usually a pretty fun time when you're bored.

Dude, IM SmarterChild if you're bored.

by Andreaizzle March 4, 2007

SmarterChild

A bot on AIM. It doesn't love you anymore.

Me (11:24:21 AM): I love you.

SmarterChild (11:24:21 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:34 AM): Do you love me too?

SmarterChild (11:24:34 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?

SmarterChild (11:24:58 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.

by Jesus Face May 16, 2010

smarties

you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties

woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties

by gshank June 4, 2019

party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.

Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!

by partysmartie517 March 12, 2019

smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

smartie bar

the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.

"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."

by Parsnipey. March 6, 2009

smartled

Startled feeling you get when you pull in a parking space and find a Smart car or mini car hiding there.

Matt started to pull into the parking space, but got smartled 'cause a Honda Fit was already there!

by LauraGay July 23, 2013