slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 May 3, 2018

Slow drag

Dancing with a lady usually on a slow record while one or both of you are grinding in the genital area.

I have been waiting on the right record to slow drag with her fine ass.

by Benny DaHutt November 29, 2019

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

Being slow

Can be referred to as physically or mentally.

“Danica is being slow”

by Real big ni**a December 27, 2018

Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 7, 2008