The Shrinker

1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.

2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.

1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"

2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Shrinker

A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!

Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

scrunkly dunkly

an online persona, often a softie repeatedly called cute

stumbling across a scrunkly dunkly

by Betaic November 8, 2021

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

shrinky dink

when your penis shrinks too much

Shrinky dink

by Bob February 13, 2004

shrenk

e-shrink for the breek or brainy geek otherwise referred to shrinking a stitch in time to save nine shrews.

I actually had to consult a shrenk after havin watched Shrek online for the gazillionth time.

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

Shrink

The act of a penis getting smaller when it has been in cold watter for a long period of time.

My girlfriend walked in on me when I was naked and saw my penis, which had shrunk.

by rodrigo i November 20, 2003