Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

sun's shield

1. The Sun's magnetic field
2. The hot protector.

Ooh, you're must be one of the sun's shields because you're really hot

by Master of beargreen December 2, 2023

Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018

The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

by AECH.exe February 19, 2021

Bubble shield

When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it

My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield

by JDPeef December 20, 2022

Shield wall

The girl version of the male toilet sword fight

To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time

Omg girl do you wanna go shield wall

by Shield wall June 17, 2024