snark

To steal something with deft and subtlety, or to steal the last item of a group

I was going to eat my last SnackPack, but Kevin snarked it already, that bastard.

OR

Check out this martini glass I snarked from the bar, I had to hide it under my shirt to get it out of there.

by Verno August 8, 2005

Snarkasm

Noun. A combination of sarcasm and snarky, meaning a cutting remark that is especially testy.

"That's a REALLY nice Christmas sweater." Note: Amount of snarkasm can be determined in the tone and inflection.

by Schaefe December 17, 2013

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Snarky

1.Something you would do to a hooker
2.Old vagina crust

Yea dude I gave her a snarky.

Ewww bitch I got your snarky all over me.

by KSNDefe June 8, 2009

snark

The action of licking another person's belly button. Commonly regarded as super weird, gross, and tickly.

-"They snarked all night long."
-"Oh my God, gross."

by I<3Liam! October 21, 2010

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

Shnark

Shnarkalepsi, being a shnark and justt shnarking all dayy, too stalk and obsess overr

shes tots shnarking all over you

by tepeegeggee April 22, 2011