Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

by LP97 May 29, 2018

Sponed

Spun and Stoned conjoined.

That person is both stoned and spun at the same time making him sponed

by SexyDeathAngel June 20, 2018

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Stonedover

When one wakes up after passing out / falling asleep from cannabis and has a headache the next day.

"Fuck, man. Smoked too much last night and now I'm all stonedover."

by Weshoujo August 8, 2019

Sconted

when you've had one too many cones.

Fuck man that cone got me SCONTED!

by GorillaKhunt March 25, 2022

Stonedar

Similar to how gay people can have a gaydar, and can sense when people they know/or are around are gay. The difference being, a stonedar is how stoners can sense when people smoke, or sometimes when people around them are high.

“Bro my stonedar just went off that guy is totally a stoner”

by iamwalterwhite August 24, 2022

stoned.eagle

The alias of a certified com overlord

stoned.eagle: yo
egirl: i love you stoned

by K9OnTop February 25, 2023