Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?
Guy2: I used my teeth.
Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
Guy2: I used my teeth.
Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
by ;-------> July 07, 2021
An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
by Booty Camp 007 November 05, 2020
hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
by Masternonce69 June 14, 2018
1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
by Poet2003 December 31, 2017
Me and Big Booty Judy totally blunt scissored last night. Can't believe shes a virgin with them looks!
Didn't know we both used the same tampons
Didn't know we both used the same tampons
by BluntScissor.cum August 18, 2014