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fuckin schmidty

missing a cock, fucks dogs, complete douche. Copies dave weber. has a movie made after him, 40 year old virgin
by Josh Martina December 12, 2008
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The Schmidts

The most IN LOVE and cutest damm cuple in the universe made up of too sexy people. Robin is a girl with the power and the body who can do any thing..she is like SUPER-Robin with her home runs in softball and her grades. Most of Patrick's friends know him by P.J. for Patrick Justin, but others just call him "Olympian" (because of his bad ass mo fo weight lifting skills), or "sexy beast" (because he is one!). Together, this cuple is unstoppable and irresistably gorgeous. You will definately see them in the future, always together and inseperable.
"Damm they're fine as hell, and amazingly intelligent, and i can't keep my eyes off those two, they're so in love it's contagious...they must be The Schmidts"
by Beautyfoxx June 4, 2009
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little schmidter

Check out that little schmidter over there!
by Joey Twist September 12, 2010
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kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)
-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?
by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016
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Shitayee Schmidtayee

Where she shaves your head bald the proceedes to put her ass in your bald head and poop all over your bald head
She gave me the best Shitayee Schmidtayeee; it was better than the one on Schitt’s Creek.
by Priamo compres September 16, 2021
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timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.
I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.
by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
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schmitinator

This is when you are fucking doggy style on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, then insert it into the ass and yell bergit in a high pitched voice.
man, I dipped that shit in the sand and caught her with a surprise bergit, schmitinator style!
by nelvinbibbons May 26, 2010
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