Reddit

A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.

Them: I'm so fucking pissed Craigslist got rid of the personals. Grindr is fucking useless and Adam4Adam is too.

Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.

Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!

by GG Allin September 22, 2020

redditor

most annoying person of all time. period.

redditors like to laugh at unfunny overused jokes. o matter how dead it is they will laugh.

redditors hate every single that normal person that uses somethiong thats not reddit.

they also hate.. you know what? reditors just have their own hivemind.

its alright to hate redditors

teacher: blue is the colour that appears-
redditor: blue sus

by keptndislllsuon December 27, 2020

Reddit User

fat 30-year-old man who 100% has cp

Reddit User more like fat

by Cerf Joint May 13, 2021

Reddit Worthy

An item that will not get downvoted into utter oblivion and has the ability to rake in loads of glorious, supple karma once posted to the front page of the internet, known only as reddit.

Derp: "Holy sassafraz Derpo, look over there, its a black jewish midget on 10ft stilts holding a pipe and petting a very fat cat!"

Derpo: "That is totally reddit worthy. Quickly take a picture before he shape shifts back to Oz!"

by TERRORMOTO July 22, 2012

Redditors

GET NO BITCHES AT ALL

Redditors- redditors noise- AGHUUH

by You stupid. March 28, 2022

Reddit

The internet community Digg and 4chan alumni graduate to after passing adolescence, developing a sense of humour, and realising that typing everything in capitals doesn't win you any friends.

More intelligent than 4chan, funnier than Digg and less downright irritating than Facebook, Reddit is home to a wide variety of geeks, trolls, karmawhores, nerds and the otherwise sunlight-allergic but witty populus.

Hey, I made it to the Reddit frontpage - check out my 10,000 karma!

by Junkivore May 23, 2010

Reddit

A forum site that's used only by drunk losers and weeaboos.

F*ck Reddit! I rather use Facebook!

by DeezPeanuts November 5, 2016