puzzle-fucked

To be so confused you are in a state of awe or astonishment from the Seemingly impossible or unforeseen product and or possibly

Paul was puzzled-fucked after realizing that Beyonce Knowles and flavor flave had become a couple.

James puzzle-fucked facial expressions could only mean one thing. After 18 years of marriage he no knows that he son was not his

by TreyB February 5, 2015

pezzizzle

A super awesome bartender who serves with a smile and loves all the crazy nonsense that goes on in their bar.

Pezzizzlin- a bartender serving with a genuine smile.

That Bartender on the right side of the bar is Pezzizzle, she's always happy. Unlike shoebe on the left.

by Pezzizzle August 24, 2014

Pizzist

One who is discriminatory about their hatred of certain pizza toppings, or people who like said certain pizza toppings

I get Jane doesn't like black olives on her pizza... but there's no reason to get so pizzist about it!

by Numbuh214 January 25, 2017

puzzle snuggle

A snuggle so perfect you fit together like a puzzle

You and me are like puzzle snuggle

by Katakuma June 15, 2018

Puzzle Bitch

Someone who does not know anything like they are always puzzled

wow your a puzzle bitch

by WOW_LOL_FML February 6, 2019

Puzzled

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*

Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

by Workatrollics November 26, 2019

putzified

Something reproduced in miniature, especially houses, made of paper and/or cardboard and covered with glitter. Believed to have origins in Germany.

Check out my putzified house, I made it over that weekend I was laid up with lupus.

by davelog December 6, 2019