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Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
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putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.
I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.
by squidwhispers March 20, 2022
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PUTINIZE

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022
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Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.
by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022
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Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.
Putin is cuming for you
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Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.
Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
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