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Kel pusher

Similar to a ‘girl pusher’ or ‘head pusher
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
“ brooo I just seen sum hot ass Kel pusher, push and push and push a poor kel, just threw the cunt straight under the bus. Let’s find that poor Kel and push him again” 😈
by Dictionary not dixon March 20, 2025
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Toe Pusher

A toe pusher is a bad scenario you didn't sign up to, but you gotta push through anyways
"I was riding my back the other day and got a flat ,so I had to push it all the way back home, was a toe pusher"
by nahu1789 June 11, 2017
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Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
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electron pusher

disambiguation of "pencil pusher" a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive computer work
J: "Hey team, I just moved all our work projects into JIRA!"

Q: "Jeff, you are such an electron pusher"
by RBaron June 21, 2022
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Japanese Train Pusher

During dry intercourse, the labias join one’s penis when entering the vagina.
Boy, you just Japanese Train Pusher me so hard, I don’t know if my labias will ever come back out of my vagina.
by Peter Biscuit April 23, 2023
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Pickle Pusher

The pump facilitator. When someone is penetrating but does not have the strength, and needs someone to help complete the act.
Grandpa was too weak to finish the job, so he needed a pickle pusher to “push it! Push it real good!”.
by DickIsMyMiddleName December 9, 2023
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Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011
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