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Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.
Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.
by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021
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wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.
"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual
by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015
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half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.
"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "
by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016
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mashed potatoes and gravy

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez
hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!
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mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
by Beedub February 15, 2004
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Mashed Potatoes

(Noun Form)

Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

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“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010
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Potatus Potatus

A Latin phrase used frequently in legal writing to refer to text that is the same with slight variations to account for the changed context. Pronounced “potātus potátus”.
The text of Section 10 of the Agreement is incorporated as if fully set forth herein at length, potatus potatus.
by Latinologist August 25, 2022
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