player

a boy who jumps from one girl to another, who’s been through the whole friendship group in a month

a player at my school is called joe e

by itddtijtjfitd April 16, 2019

PlayeQ

PlayeQ also know as the sweatiest sweat of sweatland, is the sweatiest player you will ever meet, but if you beat him he will call you a sweat and will piss off and play over watch, the reason he is such a sweat is because he sits in his room all day and will throw a temper tantrum when his mom tells him to come off his xbox

Ugh PlayeQ is such a sweat, plus he plays Overwatch, like wtf

by PlayeQIsASweat November 1, 2019

fashion player

typicaly used to describe sum1 who will spend ridiculous amounts of money on items of clothing because of the name/logo on said item

note: this term is often used by townies/rude tings to kiss each other's asses

person A: Dude! i just bought these NIKE SHOCKS!!!!!
person B: Thats well good! How much?
person A: £120 brother!!!!
person B: COOL!!!!!!

by head of the commity for the liberation of society from rudeness May 1, 2004

Music Player Deprivation Disorder

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.

1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010

x-ploge

The act of getting a blowjob while playing xbox.

Last night was awesome! I leveled up in Call of Duty and my girl friend gave me an x-ploge!

by xploger August 6, 2010

Pistol Player

(n.) A person who points a gun at another person, but won't pull the trigger because they don't have the heart to do it.

Person 1: Look out! That guy's got a gun!

Person 2: I know that guy. He's not gonna shoot anybody. He's nothing but a pistol player.

by RedDragon1985 December 24, 2010

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011