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plonk

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."
You plonk.
by bread infection November 25, 2009
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Plonte Chanche

Wait till you see my dick , usually used by intoxicated boyfriends..
"I lobe you roo, plante chanche" translation: "I love you too, wait till you see my dick"

Girl: Boy you cray.
Man: *Air hump* PLONTE CHANCHE!
Girl: Wtf?
Man: "What? It's french..
by MysteriousDeviant April 29, 2012
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Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)

"Pl~U~tonic" is often mistaken for "pl~A~tonic" whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from sex.
Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!

Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are:

- when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately

- directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed

Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!"

The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him...
Female (usually smoking hot & gagging for it!): "Let's not have sex & be "Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)" friends, OK"
Male: (says) "OK"
Male: (thinks) "I read ya 110%, you're not gonna shag my brains out (say) in my car while I drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon"
by Captain Plutonic May 1, 2013
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ploob

A substance created by a mixture of human faeces and sexual lubricant.
"I need a bottle of ploob, young Jonny loves it!"

"Will you please ploob up the dildo before sticking in my ass?"
by Milney. June 29, 2008
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Plonkey

A term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.
Craig got plonkey all over his dick when he donkey punched Dave too hard.
by Deass November 7, 2014
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plonk

British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.
What shall we order? Shall we just cheap-out and get the plonk?
by Kit N May 7, 2017
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plogon

Plugins and addons used in gaming.

Some are things that people who suck use to clear content they otherwise couldn't due to a skill issue.

They're slso tools used to make your catgirls have giant chesticles.
"The plogon devs are fighting again after it was revealed one installed malware in their ERP software."
by ChatBubbles February 10, 2023
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