phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

Pharmy

A person who is heavily addicted to pharmaceutical drugs and will stop at nothing to obtain them.

Yeah my ex is a total pharmy so let's just say it didn't exactly end well.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Philbin

When you do not allow your players to skate across the blue line with the puck and force them to play dump and chase. Also, no one is allowed to pass to the point even if they are wide open.

The points are wide open and they are not passing to them? They are forced in playing a Philbin.

Jesus, that player just dumped the puck on a breakaway? The coach is forcing them to pull a Philbin!

by Johnny Hockey July 30, 2021

Mr phee

Mr phee, the pheedo, the starter of pheedism the all mighty 6ft headteacher of st mungos. He likes to live under beds and in wardrobes.

Child= I heard a noise under the bed
Mum= don’t worry it will just be mr phee

by An s69 June 2, 2021

Phava

Phava is word for a couple that was shy...at first. However, they have evolved to have sexual intimacy that grown so strong that they now attempt to have any kind of sexual relations in public.

Did you see those hobos in the projects they were look like a Phava

by Austism April 5, 2017

Going Phelps

The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!

Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish

Guy 1: Wanna relay?

by Nolan R Jones March 15, 2009

phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007