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Parents

The people that take care of you, love you, and hope for the best for you.
Without parents, who would take care of us?
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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parents

Oh for fucks sake. "parents ruins are lives." "they are fucking idiots that ruins kids lives." Let me ask you this, did they really ruin your life? I didn't think so. Parents will be parents and believe or not, they love you. They will be asses at times and will be your best friend at times. They will scold you like hell at times and they will be proud of you at times. My parents are pretty strict, and i hated them sometimes. But then i realized how much they have supported me, and am glad that they are strict. Love your parents.
Idiot - "OMG I HATE MY PARENTS THEY RUINED MY LIFE I HATE THEM."
Normal person - "What did they do to you?"
Idiot - "They grounded me for skipping school for 4 weeks and for raping my teacher. LIKE WTF ITS OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE."
Normal person - "Goodbye."
by Someone with an IQ above 130 October 5, 2007
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parents

The people who being us in this world, give us a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, clothes on our backs, the majority of the money we spend, and unconditional love. They also put up with all the idiotic things we do as teens, they teach us more than any book ever could, they care for us no matter what, they look out for our best interests, they listen to us whine and complain, and try to relate to us. They are the people who we owe everything to yet we never give them anything.
A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.
All of you stop crying about what your parents won't let you do and learn to be grateful. Two-year olds act more mature than some of you do.
by Detrimental Deity January 16, 2006
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parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*
by LubeyLube December 7, 2011
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parenti

Oi, mate
That's a Parenti.

Oh, mate
How cool.

Oi mate...

yeh

Why do we have this accent

idk
i just like saying "oi mate".

k
by PPPPPteradactyle April 2, 2018
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Parentilda

Someone who is either of your parentsfriendsdaughter.
My parentilda is sometimes annoying.
by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018
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ur parents gay XD

The worst insult you could ever say to another. The only comeback that can be used against the following.
Trumps ur mom gay lol
Trumps ur dad lesbian lmao
Trumps ur granny tranny
Trumps ur grandpap a trap
nothing can stop this insult, after saying to another they instantaneously light in flames and teleport to the depths of hell
ur mom gay lol
well ur dad lesbian
no u

well ur granny tranny
but ur grandpap a trap
So.. ur parents gay XD
*Lights in flames and teleports*
by The Bitchin' kiwis May 10, 2018
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