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parentplayer 

Any child that plays one parent against the other one to get what they want.
The parentplayer smiled after getting a new lap-top from mom and a new play-station from dad.
parentplayer by jpg3 November 30, 2014

parentildo

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ son.

Related: Parentilda
My parentildo is a baby.
parentildo by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

parentalia 

A teen-ager; or young adult's parents. It ends in talia because they are attached to you, and would like to think they are in command (like other talias).
Dude, you wanna go to Vegas over Thanksgiving? Yeah I want to but I think the parentalia would kill me if I didn't show up for turkey day.
parentalia by T Jizzle September 30, 2007

PARENTALIATION 

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.
'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'
PARENTALIATION by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

parentflation 

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parent-flation”)
Jake had a strict 9pm bedtime growing up, but due to parentflation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.
parentflation by TheSnake29 February 1, 2025

Parentflation

When the “cost” of being a parent keeps going up—not in dollars, but in expectations. The idea that you have a chorus of PTA Karens and amateur child therapists looking over your shoulder, ready to call CPS if your kid faces any hardship whatsoever, while your tiny, Wi-Fi-enabled know-it-all doesn’t want to see “a dinosaur”—they want to see a Parasaurolophus, accurate to scale.

Symptoms may include:
-Packing three separate snacks because one is gluten-free, one is dye-free, and one is “crunchy but not too crunchy.”
-Talking to your child in calm therapist-speak so you don’t go to jail while they’re actively feral in the grocery store.
-Scheduling your kid’s life like they’re training for the Olympics at age six.
-Staying within three feet of them at all times because God forbid they fall off the monkey bars.
“Bro can you imagine our dads confirming snacks, screen limits, and emergency contacts just so we could go to a birthday party? My dad would’ve just tossed me out of the truck at whatever house looked right, and said ‘don’t die.’ Parentflation is real."
Parentflation by ScaryFeet December 9, 2025